girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
    girl: dad can I keep it
    dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
    girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
    girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
    *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
    dad: how dare u
    girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
    girl: *enters race*
    girl: *wins*
    dad: u make me so proud
    horse: *whinnies*

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via fyte)

gerardgayofficial:

oh yeah

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so emo

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so depressing

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they’re such an evil band

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demonic in fact

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(via callistylo)

lalondejaspers:

telling your friends incorrect information then realizing it later image

seeing your friends tell others that information image

seeing your friend tell them you told them that information image

(via shinzini)

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

(via wanishing)

"You can tell a lot about a person by what kind of music they listen to. Put your iPod or however you play your music on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that come on. Then post them so other people can see what your music choices say about you. Tag 10 people you would also like to learn more about through their taste in music."

1. Shout It - Mitchel Musso

2. I Am the Arsonist - Silverstein

3. Up Against [Blackout] - Taking Back Sunday

4. I’ll Deserve Just That - Touchè Amorè

5. I Was Scared and I’m Sorry - The Wonder Years

6. Voices Off Camera - Rise Against

7. I See Everything - La Dispute

8. Coxton Yard - Title Fight

9. Go to Hell, For Heaven’s Sake - Bring Me the Horizon

10. The Hardest Part is Forgetting Those You Swore You’d Never Forget - Being As An Ocean

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